You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty?now you can enjoy Uncle Si?s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!
?These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you?ll be standing there buck naked and won?t know what hit you!? ?Look here?if it wasn?t for my tripped knee, I?d be playing in the NBA today.? ?Hey, Jack!? Any of these sound familiar? If they do?or even if they don?t?you?re in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book.Publishers Description
As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when you've sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time It's better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but I'll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isn't a lie if you think it's true It's up to you, the reader, to figure out what's truth and what's fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack May the force be with you.
Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say "hey" quite a bit. "Hey" can mean anything. It can mean "yes," it can mean "maybe," and it can mean "no." Hey, it could mean "next week." The bottom line is, you have to understand "hey" to understand me.
And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know I'm a hard rascal to figure out.
--From the Prologue
Est. Packaging Dimensions: Length: 8.4" Width: 5.7" Height: 0.9"
Weight: 0.75 lbs.
Release Date Aug 1, 2013
Publisher Simon & Schuster
Availability 19 units.
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